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Happy Accidents

by Klumzy Tung

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Not Depressing | LYRICS | Kumzy Tung | Happy Accidents It’s not depressing so take the noose from around your neck it’s not depressing so put the pills back in the cabinet it’s not depressing so put the razor blade back down and take your head above the water before you drown coz this is life ah this is life doobee dobbee doo doo ha da nah this is
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Loyal-Tea | Lyrics | by Klumzy Tung Alright. I'm sitting at my table and I'm wondering who's gonna knock knock knock it back I heard the hate is rising with the murder rate unsurprising when you turn the page and sick words regurgitate I would prefer the pace if we work the brakes not have to break the vertebrae but then i guess we all prefer to chase paper waste waste paper bin wasting paper like we think it's growing on trees with the next tic later it's yesterdays chip paper hungry for tomorrow's food for thought it seems the fatties are the reason for the CO2's if you believe what you read or what you see on news he has views she has views I have views we have views how about we see a few see if you can see the reason why I'm tung in cheek pinch of salt when I talk sees me through another week suddenly i feel wheezy and a cup of tea is everything i need to believe so come with me. I'm sitting at the table with my cup of Loyal-Tea Wondering who's gonna knock it back with me I'm just here sitting clear in your rear view mirror Will you join me for a cuppa or a few I'm at at the table with my cup of Loyal-Tea Wondering who's gonna knock it back with me I'm just here sitting clear in your rear view A chancer pass by my star sign but cant find my answer I'm sure she's testing me I'm on the floor like a minotaur a Taurus with a minor score to settle with a whore called destiny forever pesters me she is a pessimist with proven pedigree but'll never confess to this she is a tease every time i come close gets her coat up and leaves I believe i will find her again rolling up my sleeve but i cant take my eyes off of everything i read a level 3 degrees below the level that i need a level that i freeze inevitability that never will i leave till i put my mind at ease in this room with this pen and only then and my skeleton agrees here the kettle in the breeze about to blow it's lid keep forgetting who's for tea I'm sitting at the table with my cup of Loyal-Tea Wondering who's gonna knock it back with me I'm just here sitting clear in your rear view mirror Will you join me for a cuppa or a few? I'm at at the table with my cup of Loyal-Tea Wondering who's gonna knock it back with me I'm just here sitting clear in your rear view Yeah. Yeah. I'm just here sitting clear in your rear view and I'm wondering who's gonna knock knock knock knock it back with me coz everybody's got something to say Be cautious when proclaiming to know more coz they may say that less is more but more or less a less is less than more unless the more was never more than less i guess a lesson for the rest in awe that claim to be the best at war forevermore with lesser evils than the test of thought of the yester-yawn of yester-morn yes the dawn is fresh and born caress the corn to make it sweet invested in the metaphor of corn to corner corners yet been fertilised pert your eyes a little squint and make you verbalise a finger print to make your point and say it with me they're very rarely telling what they mean they're just selling me their dream i'm barely on the team they're preparing for the cream and I'll be daring when I deem it fit and appropriate I wear a rope around my neck to keep me warm like it's the soviet state before they broke and split I'm known to float a bit at any moment I could lose my focus trip on over choke on it I don't just wear my heart on sleeve I made a coat with it a matching set of hat and gloves sewed it from my head down to my toes and only left a hole on top to let my hair grow a bit off the top of my head I guess I'm known to spit I did it here and there I figure someone noticed it a tension here a tension there I don't where to focus it I never knowing bit another flow it aint no Goa trip hallucination giving vivid optimistic poet grit Its Klumzy Tung and you know were flowing sick while I'm sitting at my table with my cup of Loyal-Tea who's gonna gonna take a sip coz I'm I'm wondering I'm wondering wondering who's gonna knock it back with me now wondering who's gonna knock it back with me now wondering who's gonna knock knock knock it back while I'm sitting at my table with cup of Loyal-Tea Wondering who's gonna knock it back with me now
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Counting Sheep | Lyrics | by Klumzy Tung Should be at sleep trouble with the counting sheep but they're out on street making up the numbers not quite accountancy more like I'll count and see what will amount of me well you can count on me camaraderie how hard can't it be I could pass in my dreams but i can’t get no sleep trouble with the counting sheep so they're out on street making up the numbers He says oh They know too much they show too much where are their clothes barely on their bones and oh they talk too much they walk like they got one leg short and a chip on their shoulder ah ah As they walk like they talk like they know walking talking talking like they know what do they know talking like they know maybe they know know no no no know walk like they talk like they know walking talking talking like they know maybe they know talking like they know maybe they know Should be at sleep trouble with the counting sheep but they're out on street making up the numbers not quite accountancy more like I'll count and see what will amount of me well you can count on me camaraderie how hard can't it be I could pass in my dreams but i can’t get no sleep trouble with the counting sheep so they're out on street making up the numbers Dinner for one under the lights on dimmer VH1 is on MJ singing thriller He's talking to the man in the mirror and his hairs getting thinner lucks getting slimmer but his guts getting bigger youth is wasted on the youth he says in vain He says oh They know too much they show too much where are their clothes barely on their bones and oh they talk too much they walk like they got one leg short and a chip on their shoulder ah ah As they walk like they talk like they know walking talking talking like they know what do they know talking like they know maybe they know know no no no know walk like they talk like they know walking talking talking like they know maybe they know talking like they know maybe they know In my city city it gets pretty gritty bang bang like it's chitty chitty anybody with me with me i try and look above and see the witty witty going somewhere else screaming out i really don't know many bitty people tryna rescue their show one of these days they might find the light that can lead them out to the end of the tunnel where it seems so bright Oh They know too much they show too much where are their clothes barely on their bones As they walk like they talk like they know walking talking talking like they know what do they know talking like they know maybe they maybe they know
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Easy For The Wiseman | Lyrics | by Klumzy Tung She said so what's changed I said well I've changed what you stopped pissin it up playing the clown you figured it out you're making the pounds epiphany hit ya said I'm living it up playing it down I've been ripping it up playing the crowds my thinking is richer and she said oh still broke nothings changed I said love coz i knew it wound her up I've changed and it's easy for the wiseman, when he's sitting in the chair with the wine and he drinks and thinks It's easy for the wiseman while the glass is full still pissing it up playing the clown aint figured it out making no pounds aint looking too healthy I said I'm living it up playing it down I've been ripping it up playing the crowds my thinking is wealthy and she said oh still broke nothings changed I said love coz i knew it wound her up I've changed and it's easy for the wiseman when he's sitting in the chair with the wine and he drinks and thinks It's easy for the wiseman while the glass is full daddy bought you a pony and he bought you a porsche and the pony grew into a very high horse daddy bought you a pony and he bought you a porsche and the pony grew into a very high horse and it's easy for the wiseman when he's sitting in the chair with the wine and he drinks and thinks It's easy for the wiseman while the glass is full it's easy for the wiseman while he's sitting in the chair with the wine and he's talking bout the figures and the finance an' all It's easy for the wiseman while the glass is full straddle the saddle gallop the course straddle the saddle gallop the course straddle the saddle looking down on me of course straddle the saddle gallop the course straddle the saddle gallop the course straddle the saddle looking down on me of course and it's easy for the wiseman when he's sitting in the chair with the wine and he drinks and thinks It's easy for the wiseman while the glass is full an it's easy for the wiseman while he's sitting in the chair with the wine and he's talking bout the figures and the finance an' all It's easy for the wiseman, yeah it's easy for the wiseman it's easy for the wiseman while the glass is full She said oh You've changed I said yeah love You aint.
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Fall On Your Sword | Lyrics | by Klumzy Tung Really he don't wanna. he don't wanna but he’s gotta for his own honour, there’s no honour, on the dole on a due day ja voodoo pinned to the soul in the que so he plots in his own squalor with no dollar, squabbling with his own bother he’s no scholar, volatile in the mind, mono-tone sighs at size of the bills on the side. so he gets him some large pockets, full of narcotics, says don't worry brother yeah i’ll shot it, plus some hydroponics, here come the bobbies better hide the bong it’s running man time running running man time. into the distance giving em a hand sign what a lovely gesture as they come to arrest ya! Fall on your sword back on your feet turn the sword around and fall back down again no tags, no labels what it is is what it is! yeah. really he don't wanna. he don't want her but he know’s she’s got the (sniff) on her. the (sniff) on her and he knows it’s got a hold on her like it’s got a hold on him. but he swears that he don't wanna. he don't want her but then again he knows Connor and know’s Connor’s always gonna wanna from the way he used to follow. he’d love to get a hold on her. so he plots in his own manor. in his own manner. overgrown mannerisms throw a spanner in the works, hammer, blows keep him low an a-fraid the unknown keeps him down in the dirt, so he says “yo it’s now or never” decides never but “never say never he replies clever” in the mirror, his eyes quiver, says “I think I’m gonna put the kettle on yeah” fall on your sword back on your feet turn the sword around and fall back down again no tags no labels what it is is what it is! am I too hasty to think I wont fall? can I pick myself up off the floor? am I just making the same mistakes I made before? can I pick myself up off the floor? Yeah. fall on your sword back on your feet turn the sword around and fall back down again No tags no labels What it is is what it is! fall on your sword. Back up on your feet. Yeah. oh no. no tags. no labels no. am I too hasty to think I wont fall? can I pick myself up off the floor? am I just making the same mistakes I made before? can I pick myself up off the floor? Yeah.
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Don’t Get Me down | Lyrics | by Klumzy Tung Don't get me down down down don't get me down down down down down don't get me down down down no please don't get me down I take joints for my joints beer for my beer gut paranoia's just a noise i hear it disappear but it'll reappear let's make the most while it's not here chuck my CD on and leave it on give me the bong and freeze up chillin with a knees up and a bag of weed bruv the world is full of hate but I'm just showing you some free love plus I'm way too lean to make a scene should I need ta rather have a seizure amnesia the stress don't get me down down down just wanna get high please don't get me down down down really wanna get high please don't get me down down down no please don't get me down because I like chillin with a bag of weed I said a nice cold beer slap on my CD forget about the problems and all my worries don't get me down they don't bother me I like chillin with a bag of weed I said a nice cold beer slap on my CD forget about the problems and all my worries don't get me down down down down as I'm taking a drag in it could be worse I could be chasing the dragon it could be worse I could be grabbin a can and blatantly stabbin a whole in the back inhaling the crack in with a paler face than hale and pace when they faded got the sack an went away on a break but never came back but nah mate that aint happening I've been around here long enough to know the score one for getting trapped in captain of my mess not going overboard don't get me down down down just wanna get high please don't get me down down down really wanna get high please don't get me down down down no please don't get me down because I like chillin with a bag of weed I said a nice cold beer slap on my CD forget about the problems and all my worries don't get me down they don't bother me I like chillin with a bag of weed I said a nice cold beer slap on my CD forget about the problems and all my worries don't get me down down down down I'm working day and night and so respect is due they keep on telling me to quite it's wrecking you they say don't get so stressed I'm just protecting you I think about it like maybe yes it's true I'm working day and night and so respect is due they keep on telling me to quite it's wrecking you they say don't get so stressed I'm just protecting you I think about it like maybe yes it's true listen I'm a musician mate my job is to smoke weed we've all got voices in our head some whisper and some scream my life is littered with throw away comments chatting rubbish chatting jibberish under the smoke screen well back a beer fall back like a sack of potatoes whack on track while i lay this paper flat and add the wacky tobacco make it compact and sit back as it hits the throat relax for a moment and you know that's me because I like chillin with a bag of weed I said a nice cold beer slap on my CD forget about the problems and all my worries don't get me down they don't bother me I like chillin with a bag of weed I said a nice cold beer slap on my CD forget about the problems and all my worries don't get me down down down down I'm just chillin with my bag of don't get me down down when the pressures of life are catching up with you and when they're cuttin like a knife this is how we do when the pressures of life are catching up with you and when they're cuttin like a knife this is how we do
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They shoot you to the ground They shoot you with no sound Ears ringing I'm dying to trust you I'm lying to They shoot you to the ground They shoot you with that sound The flashing We've been dying to meet you Ah yeah Been keeping an eye on you Don't fail me now No no no Bang bang they shoot you to the ground yeah Don't fail me now No no no no no no Bang bang they shoot you to the ground They shoot you to the ground They shoot you for the pound Tills ringing We're dying to defeat you Ah yeah Yet we're relying too Not much use on the ground The pounds the pounds What use are you down The pounds It's lights camera cash in Ah yeah Boy don't fail me now Don't fail me now No no no Bang bang they shoot you to the ground yeah Don't fail me now No no no no no no no Bang bang they shoot you to the ground Bang bang they shoot you to the ground Bang bang they shoot you to the ground Bang bang shoot you to the ground Bang bang they shoot you to the ground Bang bang shoot you to the ground Bang bang they shoot you to The ground The ground.
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First Supper | Lyrics | by Klumzy Tung Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls you’re now officially invited and welcome to the the first supper Someone said to me Tung you have the vision and the knowledge the power could be yours in an instant honest all you need to do is forage through the forest make the honest listen find the deadwood and demolish and then within our heads there may be chance to find solace I said it’s not the worst idea but check it what if instead of abolish I polish the mind of the deadwood until they realise we can all shine that sounds better to me then we can all climb sit round the table at the same time all dine all feast on all sorts of treats think and speak with a clear mind see with clean eyes and not the green kind is this a possibility or just a dream I dreamt or telepathiclly it’s actually what you thought they say the the city’s actually the new New York apparently because of all the guns that you bought It’s the first supper brother grab a chair sister grab another and we can all shine we can all climb one of these days we may just all sit round and one of these days we may just force it down I’ll take your V-sign make it resign turn it round and reinstate it as a peace sign please I’m in need of a break is it tea time well where’s the kit kat the chocolate feline well grab a cat nap and the squidge black just come and cackle with me don’t forget the zig zag’s come and zig n zag off point like the big brekkie new morning dawning no yawning call in a sickie aim for the stars like a trekkie coz there aint jack but stacks of negative crap on the telly turn it off with my permission listen to the beat and get ready still like a photo you haven’t caught the vibe and you don’t know this a lyric not a gimmick for the road show says you can aim high and not so low what good is image in this globe flying solo It’s the first supper brother grab a chair sister grab another and we can all shine we can all climb one of these days we may just all sit round and one of these days we may just force it down What the papers say from day to day’s a way for editors to make the papes and ride the gravy train label you stick you in a box mirroring David Blaine illusions can be found sitting in every news stand in every town in every land drama tinted glasses paranormal press gang paranoid glances the panorama all around advances and I can see my life played as a comedy chronicle a parody of answers MP’s thieve and speak of fair trading lie in their chair like they care mass-debating with wrists aching orgasms faking don’t piss over my leg and then tell me it’s raining while there’s tears of a suffering mother who’s Son has been suddenly stabbed in the stomach and covered in blood by some mugger and left to rot in the gutter it makes me shudder and mutter why? Coz It’s the first supper brother grab a chair sister grab another and we can all shine we can all climb one of these days we may just all sit round and one of these days we may just force it down One of the one of the one of these one of these one of these one of these days yeah we may just all sit down all sit round yeah the first supper check it c’mon Yeah we can all climb we can all shine sit round the table at the same time and all shine where we can all climb we can all shine sit round the table at the same time and all dine one of these days we may just force it down It’s the first supper brother grab a chair sister grab another and we can all shine we can all climb one of these days we may just all sit round and one of these days we may just force it down Ah ha the first supper big up mr andi on guitar it’s klumzy tung who’s for seconds so what’dya reckon first supper so one of these one of these Yeah we can all climb we can all shine sit round the table at the same time and all shine Where we can all climb we can all shine sit round the table at the same time and all dine Yeah we can all climb we can all shine sit round the table at the same time and all all dine
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Anti-de-Presents | Lyrics | Klumzy Tung Live Aid's on the telly I could almost eat my knife I peeled the label off the bottle already stick it back on and now I make that twice mistletoe and Wine listen it's a toe the line tradition I could almost take my life Dad learning Love Me Tender on the guitar in the kitchen mine's a Suspicious Mind been forever since I believed in Father Christmas this year I think I'll try to cheer me up I've never had much time for Sir Cliff Richard this year I think I'll try to keep me calm suddenly I look at my beverage see my reflection and I start to think without you I'm not anything everyone running round like circus clowns oh there so happy I feel so down someone pass me the Anti-de-Presents now grab the Anti-de-Presents out the cupboard stick em down my Twiglet coated throat I thank Nana for the present look everyone now I own a Goat (don't milk it bruv don't milk it) I never realised how much I like Cliff Richard in my life until this moment now no no Dad play love me tender again on the guitar c'mon teach me how I never really believed in Anti-de-Presents this year I think I'll try... and.. be... normal (haha normal) I've never had much time for Sir Cliff Richard mistletoe and wine on this merry kiss my arse suddenly I start playing this song I'm feeling just a bit monged funny everyone notices but me my little nephew starts crying he thinks everyone's been lying and Santa Claus isn't really reeaaaaaaaal everyone they're kickin in now c'mon everyone we've got a bit of work to do stop crying all come all together now with me I've all everyone everyone c'mon I've all I've always believed in Father Christmas ho ho ho ho this year I believe more than last I've always believed in Father Christmas This year i believe more than last I've never really believed in Anti-de-Presents ho ho ho ho this year you're not here merry kiss my arse I've always had time for Sir Cliff Richard this year I tistisisjah my heads spinnin heads spinnin heads spinninininininininin never spininininininin nininin ninin mistletoe and wine on this merry kiss my arse mistletoe and wine on this merry kiss my arse mistletoe and wine on this merry kiss my arse ho ho bloody ho
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Don’t Get Me Down Pt.2 (Radio Rework) | LYRICS | Klumzy Tung Don’t get me down down down Don’t get me down down down down down Don’t get me down down down no Please don’t get me down I like chillin with a bag of beats One and all people slap on my LP Forget about the problems and all my worries Don’t get me down They don’t bother me I like chillin with a bag of beats One and all people slap on my LP Forget about the problems and all my worries Don’t get me down down down down We wear skin to the bone nose to the grindstone tryna earn a living it’s not what but who you might know I can see it clear but with the music in my ear I’m a lifted man expanding a planet within a cyclone only get one life so live it like you might go tomorrow any minute to the limit till the light glows you’ve not gotta listen to me take any advice no I’m just living happy accidents So don’t get me down down down Live for the beat no please don’t get me down down down Rythym and the beat no please don’t get me down down down no please don’t get me down Because I like chillin with a bag of beats One and all people slap on my LP Forget about the problems and all my worries Don’t get me down They don’t bother me I like chillin with a bag of beats One and all people slap on my LP Forget about the problems and all my worries Don’t get me down down down down The globe is radio rental going crazy gone mental Venting anger at one another is all detrimental It’s Joe public who suffers when men forget to be gentle Music is the one I follow this is my temple It resembles a plot you can eat without help Not what the media are feeding ya not good for your health Belching greedy ingredients come configure a world Without the seedy proceedings and be yourself So don’t get me down down down Live for the beat no please don’t get me down down down rhythm and the beat no please don’t get me down down down no please don’t get me down Because I like chillin with a bag of beats One and all people slap on my LP Forget about the problems and all my worries Don’t get me down They don’t bother me I like chillin with a bag of beats One and all people slap on my LP Forget about the problems and all my worries Don’t get me down down down down Been writing day and night and so respect is due With very little rest I got my best to do they say It’s like a virus has infected you I think about it like yes I guess it’s true I’m working day and night and so respect is due With very little rest I got my best to do they say It’s like a virus has infected you I think about it like yes I guess it’s true Listen My own musician mate my job is to be me We’ve all got voices in our head some whisper and some scream My mic is littered with throw away comments chatting rubbish chatting jibberish the life of an emcee well grab a mic and a pad and sack off the haters whack on a track while I lay this latest rap and add the magic that happens my habitat is the manic until it flows relax for a moment and you know that’s me I like chillin with a bag of beats One and all people slap on my LP Forget about the problems and all my worries Don’t get me down They don’t bother me I like chillin with a bag of beats One and all people slap on my LP Forget about the problems and all my worries Don’t get me down down down down
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about

Klumzy Tung is proud to announce the full release of his eagerly anticipated debut album, 'Happy Accidents', in April 2014 via 'Tiefparterre Records'.

To promote its release, Klumzy Tung will also embark on a ‘Happy Accidents Tour’ with Mr.Dero and the band which will take them all over Europe, rolling through the UK between May 4th and May 10th 2014.

The album ‘Happy Accidents’, which features exclusive beat ‘n’ bass heavy remixes from Beardyman, JFB, Mr.Dero, Dizzy Womack and Urbs, is the culmination of many years of musical exploration from the talented singer/songwriter, rapper and freestyler Klumzy Tung. Produced by his studio and stage partner Mr.Dero, it amalgamates his Hip-Hop and Drum n Bass background with acoustic guitar song-writing, incorporating a mix of clever lyrical wordplay and memorable melodies with inimitable social commentary, tung-in-cheek humour and an optimistic outlook.

Klumzy Tung has taken a unique position within the world of music. For the last 2 years he has been releasing official videos for each song on the album, building a worldwide audience and gaining international recognition. He has had BBC Radio 1 airplay, European radio rotation and almost half a million YouTube views for the video of lead single ‘Counting Sheep’, which was nominated for best music video by ‘The Smalls Film Festival’ and ‘Rushes Soho Film Festival’.

Klumzy Tung fell into music while ghost-writing rhymes for his brother ‘Risky’, who was a UK Garage MC on pirate radio. This rapidly became an obsessive lyrical scribbling addiction that has snowballed into many musical happy accidents, including a chance meeting with beat-box champ and loop wizard Beardyman. This led to the forming of freestyle duo ‘The GobFathers’ who performed fully improvised shows using audience suggestions to create ‘‘on the spot’’ songs with a dash of random humour. Off the back of this Klumzy Tung met Mr.Dero at a show in Graz, Austria which was the start of what has turned out to be a long and exciting musical partnership.

The ‘Happy Accidents’ album follows on from previous successful creations which all began with Klumzy’s breakthrough song ‘Little England’ which also featured Beardyman. They teamed up again as a pair of free-styling, beat-boxing traffic wardens for E4's hidden camera series 'Web Heroes'. His stock rose once more when the single ‘Headscrews’ with Mr.Dero was used as the soundtrack to worldwide TV series ‘‘Skins’’. He’s also performed numerous times at the ‘‘Udderbelly Festival’’ and was recently named ‘Artist of the Month’ on Austrian national radio station FM4.

The challenge of attempting to record faultless one-take studio performances, led guitarist Andreas Furstner to declare the immortal words “Bob Ross always said we don’t make mistakes… We make Happy Accidents” and so the album title concept was born.

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