Anti​-​De​-​Presents (Original Mix)

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Anti-de-Presents | Lyrics | Klumzy Tung

Live Aid's on the telly
I could almost eat my knife
I peeled the label off the bottle already stick it back on
and now I make that twice
mistletoe and Wine listen it's a toe the line tradition
I could almost take my life
Dad learning Love Me Tender on the guitar in the kitchen
mine's a Suspicious Mind

been forever since I believed in Father Christmas
this year I think I'll try to cheer me up
I've never had much time for Sir Cliff Richard
this year I think I'll try to keep me calm

suddenly I look at my beverage
see my reflection and I start to think
without you I'm not anything
everyone running round like circus clowns
oh there so happy I feel so down
someone pass me the Anti-de-Presents now

grab the Anti-de-Presents out the cupboard
stick em down my Twiglet coated throat
I thank Nana for the present look everyone
now I own a Goat (don't milk it bruv don't milk it)
I never realised how much I like Cliff Richard in my life
until this moment now no no
Dad play love me tender again on the guitar c'mon
teach me how

I never really believed in Anti-de-Presents
this year I think I'll try... and.. be... normal (haha normal)
I've never had much time for Sir Cliff Richard
mistletoe and wine on this merry kiss my arse

suddenly I start playing this song
I'm feeling just a bit monged
funny everyone notices but me
my little nephew starts crying
he thinks everyone's been lying
and Santa Claus isn't really reeaaaaaaaal





everyone they're kickin in now
c'mon everyone we've got a bit of work to do
stop crying all come all together now with me
I've all
everyone everyone c'mon
I've all

I've always believed in Father Christmas
ho ho ho ho
this year I believe more than last
I've always believed in Father Christmas
This year i believe more than last
I've never really believed in Anti-de-Presents
ho ho ho ho
this year you're not here merry kiss my arse
I've always had time for Sir Cliff Richard
this year I tistisisjah

my heads spinnin
heads spinnin
heads spinninininininininin never
spininininininin nininin
ninin

mistletoe and wine on this merry kiss my arse
mistletoe and wine on this merry kiss my arse
mistletoe and wine on this merry kiss my arse

ho ho bloody ho

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from Happy Accidents, released April 4, 2014

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